Like it was supposed to be anywhere else than on top of their neck... Your new guy/girl seems really nice, hence why they have a huge group of friends, who they talk about a lot. Were you a bit hasty in your assessment of them re: definitely the love of your life? And now, even though it's still really recent, you get the feeling he/she has cooled. How come you guys were snogging over Pimms, and feeding each other the fruit, and now, every time you lean in for a kiss, it's a bit...lacking. They texted you first thing in the morning, "Hi beautiful", they texted you to wish you luck during football, they texted you funny little observations they knew would make you smile. Either they spoke about how much they hated them, and how lucky they were to be free of them, or else they were kind of indifferent. And they're not sure they can start a relationship, because their "head's not in the right place". You've been on quite a few dates and you really like each other. How does someone just go off you in that space of time? Does it matter if they don't like 16th Century art? You'd go to restaurants and never make it to dessert.I am not saying the stranger next to me was "the one," but his initial question of why anyone would ever remake the film hours and an untold number of drinks later.The next morning I repeatedly checked my phone for a reply and cursed myself for my lack of self-control.
Even though yesterday you cooked fajitas and watched three romcoms in a row? And you can't even get mad because you've only been dating for a little while and you don't want to look like a total bunny-boiler. You were seeing each other, like 3 times a week, sometimes more. Now - you haven't seen each other for AT LEAST 34 HOURS. You're hoping that they're just shy and will get their act together soon.
Gentlemen, here's a tip for you: If a woman wants to know about your masturbation habits, she'll probably ask you about them.
If you want to send a text message or email to a prospective date and suddenly find yourself overcome with the urge to discuss the aforementioned habit, think before you hit send.
Text-bombing will always leave you feeling pathetic.
Sometimes, when a guy goes MIA on text, no matter how hard we try, we just lose our sh*t.