muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!
)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...
Within two days I had made it to number #3 in the top 100 women in my age group.
None of this was because I’m exceptionally stunning or unique.
If you’re into photography, have your camera in your hand.
If you’re into music, wear some headphones round your neck.
The more bait you leave, the more likely men will message you without skipping to the next profile. If you want to stand out from the crowd, reveal your personality in a unique way.
It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?
Most dating sites give you a place to write a heart stopping headline.
This is your first impression — the cover of the book, the opening sentence, the hook.